A farmer and his brand new bride were
| Farmer jokes
A farmer and his brand new bride were riding home from the chapel in a wagon pulled by a team of horses, when the older horse stumbled. The farmer said, "That's once." A little further along, the poor old horse stumbled again. The farmer said, "That's twice." After a little, while the poor
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Q: Why does a blonde insist on him wearing a
| Dirty jokes
Q: Why does a blonde insist on him wearing a condom? A: So she can have a doggie bag for later.
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What do you call a rich frog ?
| Frog jokes
What do you call a rich frog ? A golf blooded reptile !
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An eight-year-old kid says
| Music jokes
An eight-year-old kid says t his dad, "When I grow up, I want to be a musician." The dad says, "I am sorry -- can't have it both ways."
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Q. Where is the best place in a book
| Men jokes
Q. Where is the best place in a book store to find a man who is handsome, a good lover and a stimulating partner? A. In the pages of a romance novel.
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Q: Why don’t women have men’s brains? A: Because they don’t have penises to put them in.