Two men
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Two men walked into a bar. You would think at least one of them would have ducked.
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There are three engineers in a car; an
| Computer jokes
There are three engineers in a car; an electrical engineer, a chemical engineer and a Microsoft engineer. Suddenly the car just stops by the side of the road, and the three engineers look at each other wondering what could be wrong. The electrical engineer suggests stripping down the electr
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Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so
| Men jokes
Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?" God says: "So you would love her." "But God," the man says, "why did you make her so dumb?" God says: "So she would love you." "But God," the man says, "why did you make her so dumb?" God says: "So she would love you."
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How much for a haircut?
| Hair and bald jokes
How much for a haircut? Barber: Fifteen dollars. How much for a shave? Barber: Ten dollars. Right - shave my head.
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A brain walks into a bar and
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A brain walks into a bar and says, "I'll have a pint of beer please." The barman looks at him and says "Sorry, I can't serve you." "Why not?" askes the brain. "You're already out of your head."
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What do you call a rich frog ? A golf blooded reptile !