A farmer and his brand new bride were

What do you call a bull that's sent overseas by

| Cow jokes

What do you call a bull that's sent overseas by boat? Shipped beef!

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What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet

| Mouse jokes

What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet of washing up powder ? Bubble and squeak !

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O'Toole

| Religious jokes

O'Toole worked in the lumber yard for twenty years and all that time he'd been stealing the wood and selling it. At last his conscience began to bother him and he went to confession to repent. "Father, it's 15 years since my last confession, and I've been stealing wood from the lumber yard a

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Teacher: What can you tell me about the Dead

| School jokes

Teacher: What can you tell me about the Dead Sea? Pupil: Dead?, I didn't even know he was sick!

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Why did the Gorilla visit Italy?

| Gorilla jokes

Why did the Gorilla visit Italy? An advertisement's headline enticed him - See Ape-les and die!

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A farmer and his brand new bride were riding home from the chapel in a wagon pulled by a team of horses, when the older horse stumbled. The farmer said, “That’s once.” A little further along, the poor old horse stumbled again. The farmer said, “That’s twice.” After a little, while the poor old horse stumbled again. The farmer didn’t say anything, but reached under the seat, pulled out a shotgun and shot the horse. His brand new bride yelled, telling him, “That was an awful thing to do.” The farmer said, “That’s once.”