Q: How many drummers does it take
| Music jokes
Q: How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None. They have a machine that does that now.
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Q: What is the best recording of the Walton
| Music jokes
Q: What is the best recording of the Walton viola concerto? A: Music Minus One.
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Q: How many Executive Producers does it
| Movie and TV jokes
Q: How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What has 3 tails, 4 trunks and 6 feet ?
| Elephant jokes
What has 3 tails, 4 trunks and 6 feet ? An elephant with spare parts !el
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What's red and green and wears
| Food jokes
What's red and green and wears boxing gloves? A fruit punch.
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Which astronaut wears the biggest helmet? The one with the biggest head.