Tower: What’s your heigth and

Did you hear about the man who was half

| Ethnic jokes

Did you hear about the man who was half Jewish & half Italian? He made himself an offer he couldn't understand.

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Why wouldn't the snake go on the weighing

| Snake jokes

Why wouldn't the snake go on the weighing maching ? Because he had his own scales !

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What do you call an alien starship that drips

| Space jokes

What do you call an alien starship that drips water? A crying saucer !

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What do you call a cat that has just

| Cat jokes

What do you call a cat that has just eaten a whole duck ? A duck filled fatty puss !

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At a local coffee bar, a young woman was

| Marriage jokes

At a local coffee bar, a young woman was expounding on her idea of the perfect mate to some of her friends. "The man I marry must be a shining light amongst company. He must be musical. Tell jokes. Sing. And stay home at night!" An old granny overheard and spoke up, "Honey, if that's all you wan

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Tower: What’s your heigth and position? Pilot: Well, I’m 6 foot tall and I’m sitting front left.