Did you hear about the man who was half
| Ethnic jokes
Did you hear about the man who was half Jewish & half Italian? He made himself an offer he couldn't understand.
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Why wouldn't the snake go on the weighing
| Snake jokes
Why wouldn't the snake go on the weighing maching ? Because he had his own scales !
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What do you call an alien starship that drips
| Space jokes
What do you call an alien starship that drips water? A crying saucer !
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What do you call a cat that has just
| Cat jokes
What do you call a cat that has just eaten a whole duck ? A duck filled fatty puss !
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At a local coffee bar, a young woman was
| Marriage jokes
At a local coffee bar, a young woman was expounding on her idea of the perfect mate to some of her friends. "The man I marry must be a shining light amongst company. He must be musical. Tell jokes. Sing. And stay home at night!" An old granny overheard and spoke up, "Honey, if that's all you wan
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Tower: What’s your heigth and position? Pilot: Well, I’m 6 foot tall and I’m sitting front left.