Two flies were on a cornflakes packet. "Why are
| Food jokes
Two flies were on a cornflakes packet. "Why are we running so fast?" asked one. "Because," said the second, "it says 'tear along the dotted line'!"
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Why is the old, decrepit horse named
| Horse jokes
Why is the old, decrepit horse named Flattery? Because it gets you nowhere!
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What song should
| Birthday jokes
What song should you sing to a wildebeest on his birthday? "Happy Birthday To Gnu!"
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FIRST MONSTER: I'm going
| Monster jokes
FIRST MONSTER: I'm going to a party tonight. SECOND MONSTER: Oh, are you? FIRST MONSTER: Yes, I must go to the graveyard and dig out a few old friends.
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If Bill Gates had a dime for every time a
| Computer jokes
If Bill Gates had a dime for every time a Windows box crashed... Oh, wait a minute, he already does.
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Where did the bull carry his stock-market report? In his beef case!