What do you get from a drunk chicken ?
| Bird jokes
What do you get from a drunk chicken ? Scotch eggs !
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I wouldn't say
| Christmas jokes
I wouldn't say Christmas gnomes are ugly, But if beauty's skin deep then they were was born inside out!
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A man sitting in a barber's
| Hair and bald jokes
A man sitting in a barber's chair noticed that the barber's hands were very dirty. When he commented on this, the barber explained, "Yes, sir, no one's been in for a shampoo yet."
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Who is the most powerful ghoul?
| Judge jokes
Who is the most powerful ghoul? Judge Dread.
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A woman got a problem with her closet door -
| Marriage jokes
A woman got a problem with her closet door - it was felling every time a bus was passing by. So she called a repair man. The repairman comes and sees that indeed, the door falls out every time when a bus passes by. "OK, I am gonna see what is going on, just close the door behind me" and he
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Tower: Hawk 20, is this the same aircraft declaring emergency about two hours ago ? Pilot: Negativ, Sir. It’s only the same pilot.