Mrs Smith, the biology teacher, was very fond
| Children jokes
Mrs Smith, the biology teacher, was very fond of fish. She was also rather deaf, which was great for the children in her class. "What Mrs Smith needs," said one of her colleagues, "is a herring-aid."
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Did you go shopping for my birthday
| Birthday jokes
Did you go shopping for my birthday present? "Yeah, and I found the perfect thing." "What thing is that?" "Nothing!"
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A woman walked up to a little old man rocking
| Old age jokes
A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch. "I couldn't help noticing how happy you look," she said. "What's your secret for a long happy life?" "I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day," he said. "I also drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty foods, and never e
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A man is flying in a hot air balloon
| Business jokes
A man is flying in a hot air balloon and realizes he is lost. He reduces his altitude and spots a man down below. He lowers the balloon further and shouts: "Excuse me, can you tell me where I am?" The man below says: "Yes, you're in a hot air balloon, hovering 30 feet above this field."
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What does a monster mom say to her
| Monster jokes
What does a monster mom say to her kids at dinnertime? Don't talk with someone in your mouth.
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A man sitting in a barber’s chair noticed that the barber’s hands were very dirty. When he commented on this, the barber explained, “Yes, sir, no one’s been in for a shampoo yet.”