A brunette doing laundry asked her
| Blonde jokes
A brunette doing laundry asked her blonde friend to help her find a match for her sock. The blonde replied, What for? Are you going to set it on fire!
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Where do trees keep their money?
| Money jokes
Where do trees keep their money? In branch banks.
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What did the naughty rabbit leave for
| Rabbit jokes
What did the naughty rabbit leave for Easter? Deviled eggs!
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Garvin the mammalogist, was in Alaska
| Biologist jokes
Garvin the mammalogist, was in Alaska studying polar bear. In sub-zero weather, he would spend 7 days out on the ice. But, after his 7 days in the field, he would return to the small town and spend a day or two resting up and drinking in the only bar in town. On one particular day it was 40 bel
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Q: What's the difference between a horse
| Weather jokes
Q: What's the difference between a horse and the weather? A: One is reined up and the other rains down.
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Q: What’s the difference between a Scotsman and a Rolling Stone? A: A Rolling Stone says “hey you, get off of my cloud!”, while a Scotsman says “Hey McLeod, get off of my ewe!”