The blind farmer was often taken for a
| Blind jokes
The blind farmer was often taken for a walk in the fields by a kind neighbor. However kindly the neighbor might have been, he was undoubtedly a coward. When a bull charged towards them one day, he abandoned the blind man. The bull, puzzled by a lack of fear, nudged the farmer in the back. He t
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This hillbilly is traveling across Texas when a
| Police jokes
This hillbilly is traveling across Texas when a state policeman pulls him over. "You got any I.D.?" the patrolman asked." "Bout what?" the hillbilly replied.
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yo mama is so fat, she can sit on a t3 cable
| Yo momma jokes
yo mama is so fat, she can sit on a t3 cable and make the internet traffic slow right down to 1 bit per day.
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Policeman: How can you drive so
| Car and train jokes
Policeman: How can you drive so recklessly? Driver: I have to, this is a getaway car.
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A chap went up to the counter in the
| Dead and dying jokes
A chap went up to the counter in the library and said, "Have you got any books about committing suicide?" The librarian said, "Yes. Take a look over there, somewhere on the middle shelf." The chap came back a few moments later and said, "I can't find any at all." The librarian replied,
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What goes up slowly and comes down quickly ? An elephant in a lift !