Hello flight 56, if you hear me rock your
| Aviation jokes
Hello flight 56, if you hear me rock your wings.. "OK TOWER, IF YOU HEAR ME ROCK THE TOWER!!"
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A circus owner
| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!
A circus owner walked into a bar to see everyone crowded about a table watching a little show. On the table was an upside down pot and a duck tap dancing on it. The circus owner was so impressed that he offered to buy the duck from its owner. After some wheeling and dealing, they settled for $1
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Old-fashioned Zachary approached Lureen's
| Parent jokes
Old-fashioned Zachary approached Lureen's father, intent upon asking him for her hand in marriage. "Sir," he blurted out, "I have an attachment for your daughter, and " "See here, young man," interrupted the parent, "when my daughter needs accessories, I'll buy them myself."
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What's big and grey and lives in
| Elephant jokes
What's big and grey and lives in a lake in Scotland ? The Loch Ness Elephant !
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At 5 P.M. one Halloween afternoon, my dental
| Halloween jokes
At 5 P.M. one Halloween afternoon, my dental hygienist realized that she wouldn't make it to the store in time to get snacks for trick-or-treaters. So she took home some free samples from the office supply cabinet. That night she handed out dozens of toothbrushes, toothpaste, and dental floss.
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When our second child was on the way, my wife and I attended a pre-birth class aimed at couples who had already had at least one child. The instructor raised the issue of breaking the news to the older child. It went like this: “Some parents,” she said, “tell the older child, ‘We love you so much we decided to bring another child into this family. But think about that. Ladies, what if your husband came home one day and said, ‘Honey, I love you so much I decided to bring home another wife. One of the women spoke up immediately. Does she cook???”