I told you not to let those pigs In my office.

What kind of apple has a

| Apple jokes

What kind of apple has a short temper? A crab apple.

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How did Columbus's men sleep on their ships

| History jokes

How did Columbus's men sleep on their ships ? With their eyes shut !

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What type of sense of humor does rain

| Weather jokes

What type of sense of humor does rain have? -A very wet sense of humor

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Don't you just hate the blatant

| Answer me this jokes

Don't you just hate the blatant materialism surrounding Christmas? And aren't you just dying to know what you got?

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A very successful businessman had a meeting

| Parent jokes

A very successful businessman had a meeting with his new son-in-law. "I love my daughter, and now I welcome you into the family," said the man. "To show you how much we care for you, I'm making you a 50-50 partner in my business. All you have to do is go to the factory every day and learn th

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I told you not to let those pigs In my office. Now, look what’s happened. They’ve eaten all the dates off my calendar!