Two boys were eating a snack lunch in the school
| Apple jokes
Two boys were eating a snack lunch in the school yard. One had an apple and the other said, "Watch out for worms won't you!" The first one replied, "Why should I? They can watch out for themselves."
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Q: Why do blondes always die before help
| Blonde jokes
Q: Why do blondes always die before help arrives? A: They always forget the "11" in "9-1-1".
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Where do rabbits settle their legal
| Rabbit jokes
Where do rabbits settle their legal disputes? In a pellet court!
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Q: What do you call it when a blonde gets taken
| Blonde jokes
Q: What do you call it when a blonde gets taken over by a demon? A: A vacant posession.
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Cross-eyed monster: When I grow up I want to be a
| Bus jokes
Cross-eyed monster: When I grow up I want to be a bus driver. Witch: Well, I won't stand in your way.
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What’s big and grey and lives in a lake in Scotland ? The Loch Ness Elephant !