Why did Julius Caesar buy crayons ?
| History jokes
Why did Julius Caesar buy crayons ? He wanted Mark Antony !
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Principal: Do you do
| School jokes
Principal: Do you do your homework? Kid: Now & Then Principal: Where do you do it? Kid: Here & There Principal: Put him in the closet!!! Kid: Hey, When will I get out? Principal: Oh, sooner or later
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What has antlers and sucks blood ?
| Insect jokes
What has antlers and sucks blood ? A moose-quito !
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Did you say that you fell over fifty feet but
| Bus jokes
Did you say that you fell over fifty feet but didn't hurt yourself? Yes - I was trying to get to the back of the bus.
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In the midst of a veritable downpour, a
| Marriage jokes
In the midst of a veritable downpour, a gallant driver saw a woman alone in the mud trying to change a flat tire, and couldn't bear passing her by. He completed the job for her, and, soaked to the skin, exclaimed jovially, "There, little lady, that's done!" "Quiet," she ordered him. "You'll wak
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Winnie and Piglet sit on the bank of the river and smoke dope. A crocodile comes out of the river: – Hey pals, let me have a whiff. – Get lost, oh green one! – Come on guys, just one! – Go %@~# yourself! So what would you do? Well, the crocodile swallows Piglet and sits in his place. Winnie, inhaling, is holding the butt out to Piglet and suddenly sees a crocodile. – W-ell, it seems enough for you, pig!