Fred: I haven’t slept a wink for the past two

What kind of letters did the

| Letter jokes

What kind of letters did the snake get from his admirers? Fang mail.

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Q: Why did the T-Rex eat

| Dinosaur jokes

Q: Why did the T-Rex eat hamburgers? A: Because he is a meat eater!

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Two robbers were

| Police jokes

Two robbers were robbing a hotel. The first one said, "I hear sirens. Jump!" The second one said, "But we're on the 13th floor!" The first one screamed back, "This is no time to be superstitious."

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There were these three

| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!

There were these three brothers that were very close to each other. The brothers always went to a local bar on every Friday at 5:30 on the dot. When the brothers got married they all got married to their wifes to be on the same day and at the same place. When the brothers moved away from ea

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LH741: Tower, give me a rough time check

| Aviation jokes

LH741: Tower, give me a rough time check Tower: It's Thursday, Sir.

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Fred: I haven’t slept a wink for the past two nights. Harry: Why’s that? Fred: Granny broke her leg. The doctor put it in plaster and told her she shouldn’t walk upstairs. You should hear the row when she climbs up the drainpipe.