Why did Silly Sue throw her guitar away

There was a communist

| Weather jokes

There was a communist named Rudolph. One day he looked out the window and said, "It looks like a storm is coming." "No it isn't," said his wife. "Besides, how would you know?" "Because," he responded, "Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear."

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What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a

| Dog jokes

What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal ? That hit the spots !

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A flea jumped over the swinging doors of a

| Insect jokes

A flea jumped over the swinging doors of a saloon, drank three whiskeys and jumped out again. He picked himself up from the dirt, dusted himself down and said, "OK, who moved my dog?"

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Before a burglary trial, the judge explained to

| Judge jokes

Before a burglary trial, the judge explained to the defendant, "You can let me try your case, or you can choose to have a jury of your peers." The man thought for a moment. "What are peers?" he asked. "They're people just like you your equals." "Forget it," retorted the defendant. "I don't want t

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