Why did Julius Caesar buy crayons ?

Waiter, waiter! There's a

| Dead and dying jokes

Waiter, waiter! There's a dead fly in my soup. Oh no! Who's going to look after his family?

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Paul says to Jesus, "Hey man, whatcha doing

| Religious jokes

Paul says to Jesus, "Hey man, whatcha doing for Passover?" Jesus says, "Just hanging around."

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Why men like to fishing so much?

| Fishing jokes

Why men like to fishing so much? They finally found something as smart as them to talk to.

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What's the best way to see a charging herd

| Elephant jokes

What's the best way to see a charging herd of elephants ? On television !

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Q: What's the difference between a horse

| Weather jokes

Q: What's the difference between a horse and the weather? A: One is reined up and the other rains down.

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Why did Julius Caesar buy crayons ? He wanted Mark Antony !