How can you tell a dog from a tomato?
| Dog jokes
How can you tell a dog from a tomato? The tomato is red.
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Why accountants don't read
| Accountant jokes
Why accountants don't read novels? Because the only numbers in them are page numbers.
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What did the fireman say when the church
| Firefighter jokes
What did the fireman say when the church caught on fire? "Holy smoke!"
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Yo mama so lazy that she came in
| Yo momma jokes
Yo mama so lazy that she came in last place in a recent snail marathon.
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Harry was telling his friend about his holiday
| Humor jokes
Harry was telling his friend about his holiday in Switzerland. His friend had never been to Switzerland and asked, 'what did you think of the scenery ?' 'Oh, I couldn't see much,' Harry admitted. 'There were all these mountains in the way.
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In the midst of a veritable downpour, a gallant driver saw a woman alone in the mud trying to change a flat tire, and couldn’t bear passing her by. He completed the job for her, and, soaked to the skin, exclaimed jovially, “There, little lady, that’s done!” “Quiet,” she ordered him. “You’ll wake up my husband. He’s taking a nap in the back seat.”