Why did the chicken get sent off?

Q: What job function does a blonde have in an

| Blonde jokes

Q: What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? A: Proofreading.

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Two nuns, Sister Mary Agnes and Sister Mary

| Religious jokes

Two nuns, Sister Mary Agnes and Sister Mary Vincent, are traveling through Europe in their car, sightseeing in Transylvania. As they are stopped at a traffic light, out of nowhere, a small vampire jumps onto the hood of the car and hisses at them through the windshield. "Quick, quick!" shout

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Q. How many men does it

| Men jokes

Q. How many men does it take to wallpaper a bathroom? A. Three, if you slice them very thinly.

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A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde

| Police jokes

A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde were robbing a supermarket when a police officer walked in the store. The three women decide to hide in three potato sacks. The cop kicks the first bag, and the brunette says, "meow", the cop says, "oh, its only a cat" He kicks the second bag, and the

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Q: How did the frog cross the

| Frog jokes

Q: How did the frog cross the road when a truck was coming? A: SPLAT!!! He didn't.

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Why did the chicken get sent off? For persistent fowl play!