What is a dog’s favourite food ?

Taxiing

| Aviation jokes

Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the gate. After an hour-long wait, it finally took off. A concerned passenger asked the flight attendant, "What was the problem?" "The pilot was bothered by a noise he heard in the engine," explained the

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Q: WHY ARE BLONDES LIKE PIANOS?

| Dirty jokes

Q: WHY ARE BLONDES LIKE PIANOS? A: When they aren't upright, they're grand.

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Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat

| Birthday jokes

Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake. "Next time, take off the candles."

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Q: How many Honor Guards does it take to

| Military jokes

Q: How many Honor Guards does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 22, one to screw it in, 21 to shoot the bulb.

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A man who worked at a fire hydrant factory

| Firefighter jokes

A man who worked at a fire hydrant factory was always late for work. When confronted by his boss the man explained: "You can't park anywhere near this place!"

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What is a dog’s favourite food ? Anything that is on your plate !