What did the elephant say when it saw the

What song does a car radio play?

| Car and train jokes

What song does a car radio play? A cartoon (car, tune).

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Why do Chihuahuas have such short

| Dog jokes

Why do Chihuahuas have such short necks? Because their heads are so close to their bodies!

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Why is King Kong big and hairy?

| King Kong jokes

Why is King Kong big and hairy? So you can tell him apart from a gooseberry.

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CUSTOMER: Can you make a pig

| Waiter jokes

CUSTOMER: Can you make a pig shake? WAITER: Tell him the wolf is coming.

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Why is 4,840 square

| Teeth jokes

Why is 4,840 square yards like a bad tooth ? Because it is an acre.

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What did the elephant say when it saw the Chihuahuas coming down the road? Look out for the mice!