What's yellow and always points to the north?
| Banana jokes
What's yellow and always points to the north? A magnetic banana.
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What insect runs away from everything ?
| Insect jokes
What insect runs away from everything ? A flee !
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Mama Pig has a great, new kitchen appliance that
| Pig jokes
Mama Pig has a great, new kitchen appliance that lets her prepare meals ahead. It's called a garbage compactor.
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How do you know that there's a monster in your
| Bath jokes
How do you know that there's a monster in your bath? You can't get the shower curtain closed.
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How do you get a ghost to lie perfectly
| Ghost jokes
How do you get a ghost to lie perfectly flat? You use a spirit level.
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Why were the two managers sitting around sketching crockery before the start of the game? It was a cup draw!