Why did the witch keep turning people into
| Witch jokes
Why did the witch keep turning people into Mickey Mouse? She was having Disney spells.
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George W. Bush and Osama bin Laden are
| Political jokes
George W. Bush and Osama bin Laden are having a conversation via Al Jazeera television. Bin Laden tells George Bush, "There is no point of engaging in further war. I can see total peace in the future!" George Bush replies, "Oh yeah and tell me what you see?" Osama answers, "I can see New York,
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What does a Chihuahua play basketball with?
| Dog jokes
What does a Chihuahua play basketball with? A tennis ball!
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You're hiking around on Hampsted Heath (a park
| Weather jokes
You're hiking around on Hampsted Heath (a park near London) at the end of a long sunny day. You run across (separately) the ghosts of Sir Winston Churchill, Sir Baden Powell, and Sir Edmund Hillary, who all give you directions to the nearest tube stop. Whom don't you believe? Your story teller,
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What’s yellow and always points to the north? A magnetic banana.