What do you call an alien starship that drips

A Cowboy was going deer hunting.. His blonde

| Hunting jokes

A Cowboy was going deer hunting.. His blonde wife said she was going with him.. That they never did anything together.. So, they went.. He put her in a stand by herself.. Later in the morning he heard her shoot.. He went over to her stand and she was pointing her rifle at a guy with a cowboy hat

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ELF NO. 1: What did

| Christmas jokes

ELF NO. 1: What did Santa shout to his toys on Christmas Eve? ELF NO. 2: Okay everyone, sack time!!

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Teacher: What can you tell me about the Dead

| School jokes

Teacher: What can you tell me about the Dead Sea? Pupil: Dead?, I didn't even know he was sick!

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What does an aardvark take for

| Aardvark jokes

What does an aardvark take for ant-digestion? Anta-Seltzer!

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What did one firefly say to the other ?

| Insect jokes

What did one firefly say to the other ? Got to glow now !

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What do you call an alien starship that drips water? A crying saucer !