WIFE: "You look tired, honey. How about a
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WIFE: "You look tired, honey. How about a nice steak, mashed potatoes and an apple pie for dessert?" HUSBAND: "No thanks. I'm too tired. Let's just eat at home."
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How do you know a Brigham
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How do you know a Brigham Young student's been mowing the lawn? The welcome mat is destroyed.
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Q: Why doesn't the dinosaur
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Q: Why doesn't the dinosaur cross the road anymore? A: Because their eggs stink. (They're extinct)'
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Why is the cook worried
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Why is the cook worried about catching his runaway pig? He knows a little ham goes a long way.
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What are four hundred rabbits
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What are four hundred rabbits hopping backwards? A receding hare line.
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I overheard a friend telling his pal, “I can’t break my wife of the habit of staying up until 5 in the morning.” “What is she doing?”, the pal asks. “Waiting for me to get home.”