What do young ghosts
| Parent jokes
What do young ghosts call their parents? Deady and Mummy.
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The Fire brigade phones George Graham in
| Firefighter jokes
The Fire brigade phones George Graham in the early hours of Sunday morning. "Mr Graham sir, White Hart Lane is on fire!" "The cups man! Save the cups!" cries George. "Uh, the fire hasn't spread to the canteen yet, sir."
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Which fish can perform operations ?
| Fishing jokes
Which fish can perform operations ? A Sturgeon !
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Two Scots,
| Ethnic jokes
Two Scots, father and son, go to America. - Daddy, when we'll arrive? - Shut up and swim.
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Why are Canadians given only a half hour for lunch? They don’t want to have to retrain them.