Why are cpws made for dancing?
| Cow jokes
Why are cpws made for dancing? They're all born hoofers!
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The first commandment was when Eve told Adam to
| Apple jokes
The first commandment was when Eve told Adam to eat the apple.
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My Aunt Maud had so many candles
| Food jokes
My Aunt Maud had so many candles on her last birthday cake that all her party guests got sunburnt !
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Q. Who was the greatest financieer in the
| Religious jokes
Q. Who was the greatest financieer in the Bible? A. Noah. He was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation.
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What's big and grey and protects
| Elephant jokes
What's big and grey and protects you from the rain ? An umbrellaphant !
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What did the pig say when his brother rolled on him? “Heavy!”