What does a bee get at McDonalds ?

What has four legs and goes, "Oom! Oom!"?

| Cow jokes

What has four legs and goes, "Oom! Oom!"? A cow walking backwards!

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Did you hear about the dumb father who

| Idiot and fool jokes

Did you hear about the dumb father who got up and struck a match to see if he had blown out the candle?'

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Q: What's a blonde's favourite wine?

| Blonde jokes

Q: What's a blonde's favourite wine? A: "Daaaddy, I want to go to Miaaami!"

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What do you call a gigantic polar

| Various animal jokes

What do you call a gigantic polar bear? Nothing, you just run away!

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What vegetable needs a plumber?

| Food jokes

What vegetable needs a plumber? A leek.

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What does a bee get at McDonalds ? A humburger !