Why do you never see zebras or
| Various animal jokes
Why do you never see zebras or antelopes at Victoria Station ? Because it's a 'mane-lion' station !
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Doctor, Doctor I've a split
| Doctor and nurse jokes
Doctor, Doctor I've a split personality Well, you'd better both sit down then!
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Two men were having a drink together.
| Vampire jokes
Two men were having a drink together. One said, "I'd rather live with a vampire than with my wife." "Why's that?" asked the other. "Because she's always trying to bite my head off," he replied.
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What's a rabbits' favorite movie?
| Rabbit jokes
What's a rabbits' favorite movie? Rabbits of the Lost Ark.
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A Hoosier, a Kentuckian and
| Spelling jokes
A Hoosier, a Kentuckian and a West Virginian were on a Hollywood TV quiz show. The host asked them to complete the sentence: "Old MacDonald had a ..." The Indianan said, "Old MacDonald had a carburetor." "Sorry," said the MC. "That's incorrect." "Old MacDonald had a flat tire," said the Kentuc
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What’s big and grey and protects you from the rain ? An umbrellaphant !