Doctor Doctor I swallowed a
| Doctor and nurse jokes
Doctor Doctor I swallowed a bone. Are you choking? No, I really did!
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What did the rich socialite's parrot
| Bird jokes
What did the rich socialite's parrot say? Polly want a cracker, with cavier please!
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Monster: Stick 'em down.
| Business jokes
Monster: Stick 'em down. Ghost: Don't you mean, stick 'em up. Monster: No wonder I'm not making much money in this business.
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Q: How do you get a German out of the bath?
| Ethnic jokes
Q: How do you get a German out of the bath? A: Turn on the water.
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Two Scottish nuns have just arrived in the USA by
| Dog jokes
Two Scottish nuns have just arrived in the USA by boat and one says to the other, "I hear that the occupants of this country actually eat dogs." "Odd," her companion replies, "but if we shall live in America, we might as well do as the Americans do." Nodding emphatically, the mother superior po
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Q: What do you call a blonde in an institution of higher learning? A: A visitor.