The frightened tourist: “Are

What does a witch get if she's a

| Travel and tourist jokes

What does a witch get if she's a poor traveler? Broom sick.

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How many physiotherapists

| Doctor and nurse jokes

How many physiotherapists does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just give the dead bulb some exercises to do and hope it will be working a bit better the next time they see it.

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It seems that a devout, good couple was about

| Lawyer jokes

It seems that a devout, good couple was about to get married, but a tragic car accident ended their lives. When they got to heaven, they asked St. Peter if he could arrange for them to get married, saying that it was what they had hoped for in life, and they still desired wedded union. He thought

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A chap went up to the counter in the

| Dead and dying jokes

A chap went up to the counter in the library and said, "Have you got any books about committing suicide?" The librarian said, "Yes. Take a look over there, somewhere on the middle shelf." The chap came back a few moments later and said, "I can't find any at all." The librarian replied,

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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a

| Elephant jokes

What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo ? Big holes all over Australia !

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The frightened tourist: “Are there any bats in this cave?” The guide: “There were, but don’t worry, the snakes ate all of them.”