WIFE: “You look tired, honey. How about a

Q: What do you get when you cross a perm

| Rabbit jokes

Q: What do you get when you cross a perm with a rabbit? A: Curly hare.

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What game do 18 dogs like to

| Dog jokes

What game do 18 dogs like to play during the summer? Woofleball

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Why were the burgers in the

| Burger jokes

Why were the burgers in the refrigerator embarrassed? They saw the salad dressing!

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MacAndrews was visiting his Irish cousin,

| Fishing jokes

MacAndrews was visiting his Irish cousin, O'Bannon. While there he decided to do a bit of fishing. As he sat there on afternoon, his cousin walked by. "What are ye doing?" asked O'Bannon. "Fishin'," said MacAndrews. "Caught anything?" "Ach, nae a bite," "What are ye usin' fer bait?" "

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A boy was assigned a paper on childbirth and

| Biologist jokes

A boy was assigned a paper on childbirth and asked his mother, "How was I born?" "Well honey..." said the slightly prudish mother, "the stork brought you to us." "Oh," said the boy, "and how did you and daddy get born?" "Oh, the stork brought us too." "Well how were grandpa and grandma born?"

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WIFE: “You look tired, honey. How about a nice steak, mashed potatoes and an apple pie for dessert?” HUSBAND: “No thanks. I’m too tired. Let’s just eat at home.”