You seem to have more than the average
| Lawyer jokes
You seem to have more than the average share of intelligence for a man of your background, sneered the lawyer at a witness on the stand. "If I wasn't under oath, I'd return the compliment," replied the witness.
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Q: What do you call a credit union volunteer
| Business jokes
Q: What do you call a credit union volunteer in a room full of bank directors? A: A superior being.
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Wife: Who
| Marriage jokes
Wife: Who was that on the phone? Husband: Wrong number. Some guy thought this was the weather bureau. Wife: What did he say? Husband: He asked if the coast was clear...
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What do you call a robbery in China ?
| Criminal jokes
What do you call a robbery in China ? A Chinese take away !
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The Yuppie showered a Yuppette with gifts for over a month. He took her to fancy restaurants and expensive resorts. Finally, he proposed, “Bernie, if you will marry me, I have enough money to provide you with anything your little heart desires.” “Sorry John.” she replied. “I’m not ready to settle down yet. And besides, you can’t buy my love, but if the price is right, I might see my way clear to rent you some.”