Why did the pig have ink all over his face?

How do fish go into business ?

| Fishing jokes

How do fish go into business ? The start on a small scale !

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When is your birthday?

| Birthday jokes

When is your birthday? 17th January. What year? Every year!

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Why did the knight run about shouting for a tin

| Humor jokes

Why did the knight run about shouting for a tin opener ? He had a bee in his suit of armour !

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Q: How many senators does it take

| Political jokes

Q: How many senators does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two to sponsor the bill and thirty-three to constitute a quorum.

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Q. Why is it that many lawyers have

| Lawyer jokes

Q. Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses? A. From chasing parked ambulances.

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Why did the pig have ink all over his face? Because it came out of the pen.