A trio
| Military jokes
A trio of old veterans were bragging about the heroic exploits of their ancestors one afternoon down at the VFW hall. "My great grandfather, at age 13," one declared proudly, "was a drummer boy at Shiloh." "Mine," boasts another, "went down with Custer at the Battle of Little Big Horn."
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What do you call a cow that plays the guitar?
| Cow jokes
What do you call a cow that plays the guitar? A Moosician!
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What's the difference between a sigh, a car and
| Humor jokes
What's the difference between a sigh, a car and a monkey? A sigh is oh, dear. A car is too dear. A monkey is you, dear.
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A Cowboy was going deer hunting.. His blonde
| Hunting jokes
A Cowboy was going deer hunting.. His blonde wife said she was going with him.. That they never did anything together.. So, they went.. He put her in a stand by herself.. Later in the morning he heard her shoot.. He went over to her stand and she was pointing her rifle at a guy with a cowboy hat
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What is the hottest part of a
| Face jokes
What is the hottest part of a man's face? His sideburns.
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So this trumpet player dies. When he reaches is everlasting reward, the guy in the robe says, “You’re going to spend eternity with this combo, okay? There’s a bass player named ‘Mingus’ and a pianist named ‘Monk’, and any day now we expect this ‘Blakey’ guy to show up with his drums. “Wow!” the guy says, “I never imagined heaven would be this good.” The man in the robe says, “This is hell, not heaven. There’s a girl singer.”