Why is a fish easy to weigh ?

What do rodents say when they play bingo ?

| Mouse jokes

What do rodents say when they play bingo ? 'Eyes down for a full mouse' !

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Q: Did you hear what the

| Blonde jokes

Q: Did you hear what the blonde who was opening a new bar said when her lawyer explained to her that she needed a liquor license? A: "Oh, it's not gonna be THAT kind of a bar. That's disgusting!"

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Grow Your Own Vegetables by Rosa

| Book title jokes

Grow Your Own Vegetables by Rosa Carrotts

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The young accounting graduate, fresh out of

| Accountant jokes

The young accounting graduate, fresh out of uni and knowing everything, applied for his first job. The prospective employer asked him what starting salary he was looking for. "Oh, around $100,000 a year, depending on the benefits package." "Well, how does this sound? Five weeks annual leave,

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Why aren't you doing very well in

| School jokes

Why aren't you doing very well in history? Because the teacher keeps asking about things that happened before I was born!

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Why is a fish easy to weigh ? Because it has its own scales !