I’m suffering from bad breath

My sister

| Brother and sister jokes

My sister wanted to marry a man clever enough to make a lot of money but dumb enough to spend it on her !

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Q: What does a 75-year-old woman

| Dirty jokes

Q: What does a 75-year-old woman have between her breasts that a 25-year-old doesn't? A: Her navel.

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Why won't the witch

| Pig jokes

Why won't the witch let the traveling pig actors into her gingerbread cottage? She's afraid they'll bring down the house.

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An English professor wrote the words, "woman

| Marriage jokes

An English professor wrote the words, "woman without her man is a savage" on the blackboard and directed his students to punctuate it correctly. The men wrote: "Woman, without her man, is a savage." The women wrote: "Woman: Without her, man is a savage."

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How does a baby ghost cry?

| Baby jokes

How does a baby ghost cry? "Boo-hoo! Boo-hoo!"

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I’m suffering from bad breath You should do something about it! I did. I just sent my wife to the dentist.