Doctor, Doctor, Father Christmas gives us
| Christmas jokes
Doctor, Doctor, Father Christmas gives us oranges every Christmas. Now I think I'm turning into an orange! Have you tried playing squash?
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Why is King Kong big and hairy?
| King Kong jokes
Why is King Kong big and hairy? So you can tell him apart from a gooseberry.
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When a
| Blonde jokes
When a blonde goes to London on a plane, how can you steal her window seat ? Tell her the seats that are going to London are all in the middle row'
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Three old men are
| Old age jokes
Three old men are sitting on the porch of a retirement home. The first says, "Fellas, I got real problems. I'm seventy years old. Every morning at seven o'clock I get up and I try to urinate. All day long I try to urinate. They give me all kinds of medicine but nothing helps." The second old
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A couple was having some
| Dirty jokes
A couple was having some trouble, so they did the right thing and went to a marriage counselor. After a few visits, and a lot of questioning and listening, the counselor said that he had discovered the main problem. He stood up, went over to the woman, asked her to stand, and gave her a hug. H
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What happened when the owl lost his voice ? He didn’t give a hoot !