Art Teacher: The picture of the horse is good,
| School jokes
Art Teacher: The picture of the horse is good, but where is the wagon ? Pupil: The horse will draw it !
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A musician calls the orchestra office,
| Music jokes
A musician calls the orchestra office, asks for the conductor, and is told that he is dead. The musician calls back 25 times more and gets the same message from receptionist. She asks why he keeps calling. He replies, "I just like to hear you say it."
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What did one mosquito say to
| Insect jokes
What did one mosquito say to another when they came out of the cinema? Fancy a bite?
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There was a communist
| Weather jokes
There was a communist named Rudolph. One day he looked out the window and said, "It looks like a storm is coming." "No it isn't," said his wife. "Besides, how would you know?" "Because," he responded, "Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear."
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My mother says I look just like an
| Bath jokes
My mother says I look just like an animal when I'm in the bath - a little bear.
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Patient: Tell me honestly, how am I? Dentist: Your teeth are fine, but your gums will have to come out.