A blonde bought a brand new car and decided

Why did the horse go behind the

| Horse jokes

Why did the horse go behind the tree? To change his jockeys.

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Q. Why do only 10

| Heaven and hell jokes

Q. Why do only 10% of men make it to heaven? A. Because if they all went, it would be Hell.

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Q. What does a cow make when the sun

| Cow jokes

Q. What does a cow make when the sun comes out? A. A shadow

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Our website should have more colour, more

| Internet jokes

Our website should have more colour, more games, more sound! Look, what more do you want? Blood?

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First Witch: I like your toad.

| Face jokes

First Witch: I like your toad. He always has such a nice expression on his face. Second Witch: It's because he's a hoptimist.

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A blonde bought a brand new car and decided to drive down from some place far off, to meet this friend. She reached there in a few hours. After spending a few days there, she decided to return, and called up her mother to expect her in the evening. But she didn’t reach home in the evening and not the next day either. When she finally reached home on the third day, her distraught mother ran and asked her what happened? She got out, obviously very tired from a long journey, and said, “These car designers are crazy! They have four gears for going forward, but only one for going back!”