A doctor has come to see one of
| Doctor and nurse jokes
A doctor has come to see one of his patients in a hospital. The patient has had major surgery to both of his hands. "Doctor," says the man excitedly and dramatically holds up his heavily bandaged hands. "Will I be able to play the piano when these bandages come off?" "I don't see why not,"
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Did you hear about the skunk who
| Various animal jokes
Did you hear about the skunk who sat on a fan? He got cut off without a scent!
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Why are Christmas trees like bad
| Christmas jokes
Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters ? They both drop their needles !
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A husband and wife entered the
| Dentist jokes
A husband and wife entered the dentist's office. The husband said, "I want a tooth pulled. I don't want gas or Novocain because I'm in a terrible hurry. Just pull the tooth as quickly as possible." "You're a brave man," said the dentist. "Now, show me which tooth it is." The husband turns
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Anyone know the six most frightening words in
| Dentist jokes
Anyone know the six most frightening words in the world ??? "The Dentist will see you now."
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What do you get if you cross a student and an alien ? Something from another universe -ity !