We spend the first twelve months of our
| Parent jokes
We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk, and the next Twenty-four years telling them to sit down and shut up!
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An old man in a nursing home awoke one day
| Dirty jokes
An old man in a nursing home awoke one day and trundled down the hallway to the community breakfast room looking rather forlorn. Ms. Smith, a nurse, met him in the hallway. She greeted him smilingly and asked how he was this day. Mr. Jones allowed that not all was well; in fact, his penis had
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What happened when the cannibal ate the
| Cannibal jokes
What happened when the cannibal ate the speaking clock? It repeated on him.
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Salesman: That suit looks nice. It
| Salesmen jokes
Salesman: That suit looks nice. It fits like a bandage. Customer: Thanks. I bought it by accident.
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Why did the internit paint his
| E-mail jokes
Why did the internit paint his computer screen in little black and white squares? He wanted to check his e-mail.
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Q. What does a cow make when the sun comes out? A. A shadow