What happens if you upset a cannibal?
| Cannibal jokes
What happens if you upset a cannibal? You get into hot water.
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Why can elephants swim - and aardvarks
| Aardvark jokes
Why can elephants swim - and aardvarks can't? Aardvarks don't have trunks!
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Why is a crazy marmalade cat like
| Cat jokes
Why is a crazy marmalade cat like a biscuit ? They are both ginger nuts !
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What kind of umbrella does the Queen of
| Weather jokes
What kind of umbrella does the Queen of England carry on a rainy day? A wet one.
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Q: Did you
| Clinton jokes
Q: Did you hear they put two new faces on Mt. Rushmore? A: Yeah, they were Bill Clinton.
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What happened when the cannibal ate the speaking clock? It repeated on him.