The Captain was

Why are parents boring?

| Parent jokes

Why are parents boring? Because they're groan-ups.

[ read more ]

College meals

| College jokes

College meals are generally unpopular with those who have to eat them and sometimes with good reason. "What kind of pie do you call this?" asked one student indignantly. "What's it taste like?" asked the cook." "Glue!" "Then it's apple pie the plum pie tastes like soap."

[ read more ]

Two men were walking home after a Halloween

| Spelling jokes

Two men were walking home after a Halloween party and decided to take a shortcut through the cemetery just for laughs. Right in the middle of the cemetery they were startled by a tap-tap-tapping noise coming from the misty shadows. Trembling with fear, they found an old man with a hammer and

[ read more ]

What is the witches motto ?

| Witch jokes

What is the witches motto ? We came, we saw, we conjured !

[ read more ]

Seasons Greetings

| Book title jokes

Seasons Greetings by Mary Christmas

[ read more ]

The Captain was Jewish, and the new First Officer was Chinese. It was the first time they had flown together, and it was obvious by the silence that they didn’t get along. After 30 minutes, the Captain finally spoke. He said, ” I don’t like Chinese. ” The F.O. replied, ” Ooooh, no like Chinese? Why is that? ” The Captain said, ” You bombed Pearl Harbor. That’s why I don’t like Chinese. ” The F.O. said, ” Nooooo, noooo … Chinese not bomb Pearl Harbah. That JAPANESE, not Chinese. ” And the Captain answered, ” Chinese, Japanese, Vietnamese … it doesn’t matter. They’re all alike. ” Another 30 minutes of silence. Finally the First Officer said, ” No like Jew. ” The Captain replied, ” Why not? Why don’t you like Jews? ” ” Jews sink Titanic. ” Said the F.O. The Captain tried to correct him, ” No, no. The Jews didn’t sink the Titanic. It was an iceberg. ” ” Iceberg, Goldberg, Rosenberg .. no mattah .. all same “