Freda: Boys whisper they love me.
| Humor jokes
Freda: Boys whisper they love me. Fred: Well, they wouldn't admit it out loud, would they?'
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Q: How does a blonde prepare for safe
| Dirty jokes
Q: How does a blonde prepare for safe sex? A: She puts on rubber based lipstick.
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What happens if you upset a cannibal?
| Cannibal jokes
What happens if you upset a cannibal? You get into hot water.
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Teacher: What's the definition of a
| Bird jokes
Teacher: What's the definition of a Polygamist? Pupil: A parrot with more than one wife!
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A couple were being given a guided tour of Pico da Bandeira, one of the highest mountains in the Americas. Their guide pointed out where a young couple, petrified by lava, had been discovered. They had died in the act of making love. “How awful !” exclaimed the wife. “Si, but what a great way to spend eternity.” added the husband.