What do you call a monster with two wooden

A silly boy

| Idiot and fool jokes

A silly boy spent the afternoon with some friends, but when the time came for him to leave, a terrific storm started with thunder, lightning and torrential rain. 'You can't go home in this,' said one of his friends, ' you'd better stay the night. 'That's very kind of you,' said the boy. ' I'

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What fish do road-menders use ?

| Fishing jokes

What fish do road-menders use ? Pneumatic krill !

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What should you call a bald teddy ?

| Various animal jokes

What should you call a bald teddy ? Fred bear !

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What dogs never get lost?

| Dog jokes

What dogs never get lost? Newfound-lands!

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What do you get from pampered cows?

| Cow jokes

What do you get from pampered cows? Spoiled milk!

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What do you call a monster with two wooden heads? Edward Woodward.