Talbot and his son James were
| Parent jokes
Talbot and his son James were called to Mrs. Cren-shaw's classroom. "Mr. Talbot," said the teacher, "I asked James 'Who shot Abraham Lincoln?' and he said that he didn't do it!" "Well, teacher," said Talbot, "if my kid said he didn't do it he didn't do it!" Father and son left the school, an
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What game do reindeer play in their
| Christmas jokes
What game do reindeer play in their stalls? Stable-tennis!
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Why was he woman arrested on a
| Cow jokes
Why was he woman arrested on a cattle ranch for wearing a silk dress? She was charged with rustling!
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Teacher: I said to draw a cow eating some
| Children jokes
Teacher: I said to draw a cow eating some grass but you've only drawn the cow ? Pupil: Yes, the cow ate all the grass !
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Where do Eskimos train
| Dog jokes
Where do Eskimos train their dogs ? In the mush room !
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Teacher: Who can tell me where Hadrians Wall is? Pupil: I expect it’s around Hadrian’s garden miss!