Policeman: Why were
| Car and train jokes
Policeman: Why were you speeding when I stopped you? Motorist: So I could race home to get my license and registration.
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Q: What do you call cheese that's not
| Food jokes
Q: What do you call cheese that's not yours? A: Nacho cheese!
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What do you get when you cross an Owl
| Dirty jokes
What do you get when you cross an Owl and a Rooster? A cock that stays up all night.
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Yo mama so fat whenever she goes to the beach
| Yo momma jokes
Yo mama so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!
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Would you like to buy a second-hand
| Computer jokes
Would you like to buy a second-hand computer? I'm afraid not. I'm only able to type with one hand as it is.
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We spend the first twelve months of our children’s lives teaching them to walk and talk, and the next Twenty-four years telling them to sit down and shut up!