Everybody on earth
| Heaven and hell jokes
Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven. God comes and says "I want the men to make two lines. One line for the men that dominated their women on earth and the other line for the men that were whipped by their women. Also, I want all the women to go with St Peter." Said and done, the next
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Q: How many U.S
| Military jokes
Q: How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb ? A: 50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .
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How can you tell elephants love to
| Travel and tourist jokes
How can you tell elephants love to travel ? They are always packing their trunk !
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Policeman: Didn't you hear my
| Car and train jokes
Policeman: Didn't you hear my siren? Motorist: Sure, that's why I sped up.
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A guy comes
| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!
A guy comes walking into a bar with a turtle in his hand. The turtle's one eye is black and blue, two of his legs are bandaged, and his whole shell is taped together with duct tape. The bartender looks at the guy and asks: "What's wrong with your turtle?" "Not a thing," the man responds, thi
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What did the alien say when his flying saucer landed in a stud farm? Take me to your breeder !