What do witches use pencil sharpeners for?
| Witch jokes
What do witches use pencil sharpeners for? To keep their hats pointed.
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President Thieu
| Vietnamese
Back when Vietnam was still separated as North and South, the president of South Vietnam then was President Thieun As he was getting a lot of unfavorable treatment from his own country's news agencies, he invited Tara Singh, a journalist from Malaysia, to brief him about the setup of Bernama. Afte
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The accountant's prayer: Lord, help me be
| Accountant jokes
The accountant's prayer: Lord, help me be more relaxed about insignificant details, starting tomorrow at 10.53:16 am, Eastern Daylight Saving Time.
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Why type of lightning likes to play
| Weather jokes
Why type of lightning likes to play sports? -Ball lightning
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Criminal: Why don't you hire these twins for
| Criminal jokes
Criminal: Why don't you hire these twins for the robbery, boss? Criminal Boss: I'm afraid of a double-cross.
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What do you call a three-footed aardvark? A yardvark!